The News of the World, a mag to read if you want a good laugh, is reporting that Britney Spears is set to adopt two six year old Chinese girls. Supposedly, Britney is “in the final stages of talks with an adoption agency”. what's wrong with the world? doesn't the agent read a newspaper or something?

The desperate singer has told friends she’s in the final stages of talks with an adoption agency and plans to go ahead with the move very soon. This latest twist in the Britney saga comes after the recent news that hubby KEVIN FEDERLINE has been given full custody of the children Sean Preston, two, and one-year-old Jayden James.

And while we are talking about Britney, Life and Style Mag is reporting that she is secretly dating Michael Marchand, a waiter. The pair met earlier this month at Mirabelle. The mag claims “their chemistry was immediate. He’s very turned on by her” and the couple can’t stop “texting each other”.

Michael came in a little after midnight, and she came in right after. They were being discreet. Forty-five minutes later, they left the restaurant together. He was charming – he made Britney laugh and looked at her with this secret smile. They left in separate cars.”

omg, she could just taking care of her life first, then care about the other, even she has her kids and she didn't even take care of them so what's the point of adopt other kids. that's the stupid act she ever does beside running her care over the people and something else.

Now there's rumored that Brit Brit has been dating a new guy, and he's a waiter Michael Marchand, who works at Los Angeles eatery "Mirabelle".

A source said:

"Michael came in a little after midnight, and she came in right after wearing black and dark glasses. They were being discreet. Forty-five minutes later, they left the restaurant together. He was charming - he made Britney laugh and looked at her with this secret smile. They left in separate cars."
-don't really how long this one will last probably a day after, she gets what she wants. but at least she dating who has a real JOB!!.

She was spot stopping at the gas station withSam Lufti However, she suddenly got shy around the paparazzi and decided to cover her face with her sweater. but look closely it seems like she was crying that why she was coverd her face. I wonder if she was crying about K-fed to come back to her


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I just don't have anything to say about this picture, Halloween for the celebrities made me sacred. It just not right!

WTF !! Halloween upskirt, Did Britney flash her Vagina?, this time she was wearing a Whitle panties, every year i get candys but this year It's worst Halloween ever cuz i hav to see her Panties for the million times.

I don't think she's in a costume, I think i've seen her wear some shit like this before!

maximal ? first I have heard of it. and they are using these old-ass photos in a Nov 2007 issue of this magazine that's f*cked

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Look who's teaches emself to read which is really smart doing that but is she really read it ?, Britney Spears! How is she not on the cover of Vogue Magazine? I ask you this! She is truly a stunning lady. Any of those pictures below would make the perfect cover. The first thumbnail would be my first choice, but any would do.

nothing new, huh ...

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This is the latest cover floating around of Brit Brit's "Blackout" which is out October 30th. Trick or treat? This is also probably the worst cover of the album that I've seen. I'm serious! Jive hates her ass! They should've let the Britaloonies design the cover, because they would've done ok by that mess. Instead they are putting out some busted ass shit. I guess the cover matches the music?

Jive pushed the album after a shit load of songs have already leaked. Here's the tracklisting with what's leaked courtesy of ONTD :

1. Gimme More (04:11) - LEAKED
2. Piece of Me (03:32) - LEAKED
3. Radar (03:49) - LEAKED
4. Break The Ice (03:16) - LEAKED
5. Heaven on Earth (04:52) - LEAKED
6. Get Naked (I Got A Plan) - LEAKED
7. Freakshow (02:55)
8. Toy Soldier (03:21)
9. Hot As Ice (03:16) - LEAKED (COld As Fire)
10. Ooh Ooh Baby (03:28) - LEAKED (Fillin' Me Up)
11. Perfect Lover (03:02) - LEAKED (Got Me High)
12. Why Should I Be Sad (03:10) - LEAKED (Stupid Things)

BS is also holding auditions today for dancers for her upcoming TOUR and video. Yes, TOUR! Hopefully it's a tour of the country's biggest mental hospitals, because the last thing this trick needs is a damn tour.

Here's the album come and get it!!

ewwwwwwwwwwwwww !

Ahaha! Britney Spears and her 16-year-old sister, Jamie Lynn, were going for sushi in Beverly Glen last night when this crazy woman started yelling at her "Nobody wants you in this neighborhood Britney! MOVE! You are making this neighborhood very unsafe!"

Jamie Lynn had enough and told the woman to "Move the FUCK OUT!"

Britney pulled Jamie Lynn back and told the sea of paps to protect her from the woman. "Don't let her come near me. Don't let her touch me anymore."

INSANITY! Brit needs to take that crazy ladies advice though and move the hell out.

This shit would've been better if Jamie Lynn knocked that lady out and was arrested.

Click here to see the video. Unfortunately that crazy broad (not Britney, the other one) isn't in it, but you can hear her shouting and also hear the paps telling her to "mind her own business." AHAHAH! It is her fucking business when 100 men come swarming around her and shit.

Bai Ling claims she and Angelina Jolie share a special chemistry that will someday lead to lesbian sex, Us Magazine reports:

Actress Bai Ling, who worked with Jolie on two projects — Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow and Jolie’s documentary A Place in Time says that the two shared a “special attraction” during filming. “I felt this energy between us, when we look at each other there’s an energy, an attraction,” Ling told Us Weekly at our Hot Hollywood party on September 26. “Her eyes transfer a sexual energy to me that makes her irresistible.” Ling said that Jolie, 32, made her a promise while on the set of Sky Captain. She recalled: “Angelina said, ‘Next time we’ll play lovers.’” So did the twosome get physical off-camera? “We could have hooked up, but it just wasn’t the right time or place. But she told me, “My heart’s open to you.’” Ling continued: “She is like me. She is totally open sexually.” The China native said that the last time she saw Jolie was at this year’s Tribeca Film Festival. She added: “I’ve always thought Brad [Pitt] was the sexiest man on the planet. So now that Brad and Angelina are together, now maybe I could experience both at the same time!”

According to News of the World, Britney Spears wants to reunite with Kevin Federline in order to stop the ongoing custody battle and gain control of her life. Federline on the other hand, wants nothing to do with his trainwreck of an ex-wife.

Britney was apparently so devastated when she found out K-Fed was dating former Playboy babe Nicole Narain that she called a suicide hotline.

A source close to Federline told me:

“Britney’s bouncing off the walls with rage and has been calling Kev day and night to check he’s not with Nicole. She’s desperately jealous and wants to keep Kevin’s attention on her. She wants him back. She thinks by getting Kevin back he’ll drop the custody battle—but that’s not going to happen.”

A friend of hers said,

“She’s crying all the time. It’s not the first time she’s been suicidal.”

It’s being rumored that Britney is considering taking her boys and fleeing to Cuba, where there are no extradition laws. But she’ll never do it.

Isn't it the 18th ? that Brit flash her panties. but anyway, atleast she closed her legs

It's Just kill me everytime, seeing britney Spears doin something stupid. I just think that she was dressing the way she is (was) but she's not that hot anymore so why doesn't find something else to cover that fat belly.