Today, news has surfaced that Lindsay Lohan’s rehab facility, the counterintuitively swanky Cirque Lodge, doles out a decidedly bucolic punishment to its laziest junkies: An embargo on beef jerky and Gatorade.

LiLo’s days start with a morning hike, meditation, breakfast and chores — all before 9 a.m. After meetings, workshops and recovery programs, there’s only an hour and a half of free time left on the daily roster, The Insider reports. And if she fails to participate in Lodge activities, she’ll lose privileges. In the world of rehab, that includes such luxuries as Gatorade and beef jerky. what a nice place to stay don't you think.